Salary Theorem: The less you know, the more you make.

Proof:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

And since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money .

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

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